Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
nuggits2: my mom heard me singing in the shower and she said shut up im trying to sleep then i said “i dont c why u hating outside the tub, u cant even get in”
Facebook Girls: I don't want sex. You touch yourself?! EW!
Tumblr Girls: SEX SEX SEX SEX EAT ME SEX BRB GOING TO GO TOUCH MYSELF
Me and my dad talking about his Christmas present
Me: Dad, what do you want? I'm getting Chad a dictionary, and grandma a dog kennel so that dumb dog can stay at freaking home.
Dad: A bottle of Whiskey.
Me: Dad, I'm 18. How do you expect me to get you a bottle of whiskey?
Dad: You're in college, don't tell me you don't have a fake ID.
Me: I don't.
Dad: Don't act like your boyfriend doesn't buy you alcohol.
1. Your mistakes do not define you now, they tell...
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R.I.P Medic John. You’re certainly missed. I can’t believe you’re gone, when I got the call from Austin I refused to believe it and hoped it was some sort of sick joke. I know I only knew you for a small amount of time, but you were always great to be around. Always smiling and in a great mood. An all around great guy, I’m so sorry your life was taken at such a young age....